Lillian
Alford and Alan Naldrett gazed into their crystal ball as we were all graduating and came up
with some humorous predictions for the future for many of us. Some of these are closer to
truth than fiction. Those of us who follow the stock market
could use their skills!
It
was 1994, and the Great War was still raging. As the air raid whistle once more
blew, a crowd of 171 flocked into the capacity 170 air raid shelter. Once inside
each individual person looked about him, and saw that he vaguely recognized the
other people from somewhere or other. As each person’s comprehension came into
focus, they all realized that gathered in this air raid shelter was the Anchor
Bay High School Class of "71" assembled in it’s entirety. As the
bombs raged on we learned from the conversations what each person had done with
their life............
The
first person we see is MIKE AHRENS. Mike has taken Mr. Vincent’s place as
drafting teacher when he retired to the farm. .....Talking with Mike are BYRON
GAVE, HAP LUTZ, AND DAVE BLAESS, who are heads of all the stock boys at K-Mart.
Working under them are NANCY PIRTLE, DARLENE WITT, AND PATTY THORTON...
Patty has developed a potion to get rid of the frizzies and is trying to get it
patented... The noise in the corner comes from LILEE ALFORD, LYNN CHRISTIE, and
WENDY BIESKE….. Lilee now runs her own summer cheerleading camp and Lynn has
bought out Black Label and started her own brewery. It seems Wendy has gained
great fame as the first woman jockey to win the Kentucky Derby.......
And
there’s DAVE ASSELIN who is now a door to door salesman for grease and leather
jackets.... Making intelligent conversation are CARL BANDY, CHARLIE WAUGH, AND RICH
PETTIT, who are all in a controversial rock group.....LES BEASLEY is discussing his latest poetry book entitled
"The Fly" with novelist…..JACK OREWYLER, who like the famous author’
O’ Henry wrote most of his stories while in jail.....Listening is JERRY
BEVERLY who is now manager of Montgomery Wards. Next to them are NAOMI BEAUVAIS
who is lieutenant and official expert on war games ....Talking to Naomi are
SHARON WILLEY telling about her job as gym teacher to the captain of the
Arkansas Lassies, PATTY RESKE........
JANET
GREWE tells tales of what its like to be top player in the whiffle ball
league.... The rumbles of bombs nearby knock everyone down and feet are up in
the air. We notice those funny looking gym shoes and of course its KEVIN HARTNER,
and MIKE BODE, who are partners in the Puma sportswear industry…. Cottin
pickin someone yells and we see DANNY SCHINZING who owns a chain of mens
clothing stores that specialize in bell bottoms......Jotting notes down
is SUE BOWERS who is editor of the Anchor Bay Beacon and runs it for owner TIM
LEROY ....... We have just got word that MARY BOWLES and DONNA KRET could not
make it because they are still hitchhiking across the U.S.A.
Talking
to STEVE BUNCH owner of Bunch’s Barber shop is CINDI BRABSON, who came all the
way from her Tee Pee in Colorado, and JANET TROMBLY, who hosts her own talk
show......
And
there is our good ol’ President IKE CARPENTER, who is keeper of the Macomb
County Jail. Next to him is DALE COOPER, who is head of the local chapter of
Hell’s Angels...... Also there is KURT ROLAND, top Drill Instructor for the
U.S. Marine Corps......... Talking with them is DON PETRE, who is chairman of
the board of Triumph Inc….
The
sound of a machine gun interrupts everyone and they duck for cover! ! ! False
Alarm, it was only RUTH PRESUTTI, laughing!!!!!! Ruth plays first chair clarinet
in the world symphony and sells tape recordings of her voice to high basketball
teams for more spirit.........Playing first chair flute for the same symphony is
MARJORIE STAYLER.... Laughing with Ruth is CATHY COSMENCO, who is director and
producer of the Russian Ballet..... Discussing sports with DAVE COULTER, head
film editor for NBC, is BOB DEROSIA, who replaced Howard Cosell as the famous
sportscaster.
Just
arriving are NANCY DUPRAY, MARYLOU DLOSKI, BARB WISNEY, AND MARY BETH ROCHE, who
successfully operate a taxi service to and from Daytona Beach.......Discussing
her guitar manufacturing is KATHY DEMARAIS …She is trying to get famous folk
singer CLAUDIA SCHMIDT to buy one….
IRENE
DUSETT is telling New Baltimore librarian CATHY WAGNER the problems of running
the school cafeteria..... From listening to everyone talk we learns that GARY
FORST still works for Mobile Petroleum Products, and ANNICE GABLER is a
shorthand teacher, ...teaching with her is APRIL HAYNES, who’s subject is
typing, of which she broke all speed records........It seems Senator JACK GRUP
could not make it because he is debating some issue on the floor of the
Senate...CECIL GAEDCKE is a waitress at the Top of the Flame and DORTHY NYE
FOLDEN is still in Hawaii vacationing....
BOB
GUSTIN not only has won more games that Denny Mclain but also tried and beat the
record for the 100-yard dash.... With him is his wife MARY MCNALLY, who owns a
chain of stores that specialize in hot pants.....SHERRY HALVORSON came all the
way from Norway where she owns a beauty salon.... Her salons in the U.S. are run
by KATHY KAUFMAN, TOMMIE SHEPHERD and SANDY PETITPREN…. PAT JACKSON is here….rich
from money from her freckle removing cream chatting with Pat is PEGGY
WIESENBERGER, top player for the Detroit Pistons.…
Waddling
in is MARK RAIRAICK who operates his own duckfarm. With him is KATHY HUEBNER
head pianist at Shakeys Pizza..........The clicking of needles leads us to ANNE
KIRCHHORF, trying to set a worlds record for knitting.... And there are JOE and
MIKE KOWALESKI, who turned their home into a nightclub and are famous for their
parties..
Giggling
in their gray janitor suits are CAROL YOUNG and IRIS SCHWARZ...It seems they
enjoyed cleaning up the school so much they decided to stay on.... LARRY KOYL
and PAUL SCALLY have just invited everyone to their jointly owned bar formerly
known as the Town Pump.... Famous outfielder for the Detroit Tigers, JIM LORDER,
is here signing autographs…. GREG MALISKEY talks to KEITH MARCERO, owner of
Beavais Hardware about his job playing organ for Lawrence Welk......Still trying
to find the right car, JESS MCARTNEY talks it over with car dealer SHARON
MCCORMACK ...Sharon just keeps winning more and more cars in those
raffles........Several New Baltimore businesses have been taken over by members
of our class… Jerry Myers, proprietor of Petrinas discusses the
butcher business with RICK MILLER… LUANNE STOVER now owns Stover’s
Pharmacy......
ALAN
NALDRETT shows us some of the magic tricks he performs on his show Mr.
Houdini.... Trying to place some bets is JOHN PROVOST, owner of every penny
arcade in Las Vegas and Reno.....Bringing in some of his delicious kilbalsa
LARRY ROGALSKI gets help from MARK SPEZIA, who along with his witty remarks, has
replaced Mr. MacDonald as Govt. and Soc. teacher....... Dancing her famous belly
routine is BRANDE ROTTMANN......
Walking
in with his diving gear is RUSTY STEFFLER, famous Marine Biologist who made
world headlines when he single handedly caught the Lock Ness
Monster........There’s RICK
TROMMATER
top detective for the New Baltimore Police Dept….He is still trying to solve
several ripp-off cases…... RICKY SCHEHE couldn’t be with us. He is in the
hospital after his many medals from wrestling weighed him down so much that he
became exhausted...
In
walks STEVE WARNKE from his Dude Ranch in Nebraska.....MIKE WELCH and KATHY
WESTERMANN....Mike is a football player for the Detroit Lions and Kathy owns her
own Dairy Queen........And of course last but certainly not least we see GAIL
ZABOWSKI. Gail tells us that she missed working at Hart’s so much that she
went back to work and is now manager.....It was late as Gail told us about the
joys at Hart’s and the bombs had finally stopped. As each person filed out of
the shelter, they turned and ran in the direction of their respective habitat as
fast as they could..
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